Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is handicapped, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too.
I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test every time I take it. Worst of all I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Did you cry before you laughed? I did.
