Sunday, May 22, 2011
T-301 : Early Flushers
Automatic flushers are wonderful things, when they work. There are 2 notable ones in my current life that always prematurely flow as I approach. I'm sure their leakage is due in no part to my presence but yet any presence. I can neither confirm nor deny that since I am generally in the restroom by myself. Regardless, I've learned to avoid them. I don't like approaching falling water. There was even one at the Olive Garden in Idaho Falls the other night -- a sitter -- that continued to flush umpteen times WHILE I WAS SITTING ON IT! I thought it might be my motion so I tried to keep very still. Nothing helped. For a while I wondered if it might be a bidet. That's a French word, though. I guessed they wouldn't have one of those in an Italian restaurant. I suppose flushing early and often, though, is better than the alternative of not flushing at all. What do you think?